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By AHoustonThang

Thank God It’s Fleshlight!

Oh yeah, and it’s Friday too.

Well, I’ve thought about this for a long time now (plus alot of lurking on here) and I finally purchased a Fleshlight on Christmas Eve. Lil somethinsomethin for myself. I’m somewhat single and live alone, so what the hell.

The wait thru Christmas seemed interminable. I never got a tracking number, so I emailed for one last night. A few hours later, I got a response and it said my Fleshlight was already delivered! Bah, I must have missed it. I prayed it was at my apartment leasing office.

Well, today, when I woke up bright and early, I realized that the office wouldn’t be open yet. I stared at the clock and went back to sleep. I woke up around noon (I had the day off from work) and realized that the office would be out to lunch. Dammit. I finally drag myself out of bed, showered and milled around.

When their lunch break was over I went down to the office. It would have taken the lady 10 seconds to give me my package, but instead, she went and made copies, explained a lease agreement and generally kept me on edge 10 minutes longer than necessary. When she finally finished up, then she explained that I’d have to sign for it (a new office procedure, of course). Then she couldn’t find the paper that showed that my package had been received by the office. This whole time she’s leaning on my Fleshlight box…..driving me out of my mind.

At one point, she looked down to see where the package was shipped from. “Hmm. Never heard of that.” Thank God for ILF and their innocent packing procedures.

After the women finally quit jacking me around…..she finally gave me the package and I realized it time for me to do a bit of the same.

I had left my bathroom sink running the whole time to get the water nice and HOT. I immediately opened everything up and dropped the insert in the steaming water.

THEN, life happened. Phone calls, phone calls, phone calls. I had to end up resoaking the insert a 2nd time, to keep the heat in it. I was getting impatient.

But, then a certain girl whom I’ve talked to via the net for a while, decided she was ready to give me a call. It was the first time we had heard each other’s voice. She said she had wanted to for a while, but when I told her what I was gonna be doing and what I was gonna be doing it with….it put her over the edge. She called me in less than 3 minutes.

I laid back in the bed and lubed up. Tossed in my phone’s earpiece and proceeded to have some nice, relaxing phone boning with an gorgeous 18 yr. old girl. She was hot and so was I.

The Fleshlight worked as described. I ordered the Pink Lady SR with a grey case. Used some Astroglide and all was well in the world. OH YEAH, and I used the Vibrating Bullet in the end. Fuuuuuuuuck. That thing on High, resting against the head of my cock…….mmmmm. I manually adjusted the suction here and there and it felt like it was gonna pull my cock right off of me. I can’t wait to make some of the fabrications to the lid, O-ring it, etc. for improved play.

I’m gonna take like a duck to water on this one. If it gets any better from here, I’m gonna worry, cuz this first experience was amazing. The girl and the Fleshlight got me hot, but we still went a good 35 min (cell’s timer). I had to go slow at times, but that’s not a problem.

Anyway, thought I’d share my experience. Round 1 is down and I keep staring at the Fleshlight on my nightstand. It looks like an innocuous coffee thermos, to be honest. I know it’s got me HOT!

Give the Fleshlight a try and tell us what you think!
You can buy your own from $59.95 at Fleslight official site, and receive it discreetly packaged at home.