Fleshlight Online Blog

December 26, 2006

Im a Flesh-lifer… (Fleshlight Testimonial)

Have you ever reached a point in your life where you feel stuck or bored? Is the status quo just not enough anymore? Thats where I was maybe a month or so ago. For the record, I am a happily married guy, but I noticed that things were getting a little stale. In an effort to put a little spice back into the relationship, I decided to buy a Fleshlight. My thinking was that my wife has her toys, why cant I have one too?
Long ago, I had stumbled upon a banner ad for the Fleshlight and I was intrigued. I clicked on it and check it out, but I didnt really consider buying one. The idea of sticking my junk into a plastic “flashlight” was strange at best, but I kept it in the back of my mind. One bored weekend while in the midst of trying to find something a little more exciting and different, I revisited the site. I looked at the entire ILF site and I have to say that I was very impressed. It was clear that they werent just looking to make a quick buck by selling some cheap latex rubber piece of crap. They had put in the time and the money to develop something totally different. After reading about the product, I found the forums, and watched the posts for several weeks. I read about everything Fleshlight, from questions about the actual cyberskin material, to proper cleaning and maintenance procedures. I was throughly impressed by everyone. While there were a few negative reviews, the overwhelming majority were positive and it moved me into deciding to buy one. Interestingly enough, not too long before I was prepared to buy a Fleshlight, my wife walked in and found me reading these boards. I told her all about the Fleshlight and how great everyone said it was. She just smiled and took it all in. Later I told her that I was going to buy one she told me not to because “Santa knows what I want.”
I waited several long days for it to arrive. Infact I had almost forgot about it until my wife told me that she had a present for me that I could have early if I wanted it. Of course I told her I did, and she handed me a little gift bag. There it was, my pink lady Wonder Wave. She told me to go warm it up and to get comfortable. As I went to put it into some warm water she fired up the dvd player and put in one of our favorite movies. I went to retrieve the insert about 10 minutes later, and came back. I lubed up all the appropriate parts and sank in. It was pretty awesome. My wife asked me what it felt like and all I could say was “you.” She smiled and took it from me and used it on me for the next 10 minutes or so.
By this time we were both pretty hot so I told her that I wanted a side by side comparison, and she agreed since it was for purposes of science. I have to say that the Fleshlight is by far the thing most like actual sex that you are likely to find. I cant imagine any other device even coming close to approximating sex the same way this one does. The cyber skin is truly remarkable and when wet, is nearly indistinguishable from the real thing. After nearly 45 minutes of side by side comparison I was satisfied with my little experiment and could hold back no longer. Both my wife and I layed in a heap and agreed that it was indeed a great gift.
In the days since I have not used my hand. I am a fleshlifer. Why use my poor excuse for a sex sim when I have the Fleshlight? If you want the closest thing to a real partner, this is your ticket.

Give the Fleshlight a try and tell us what you think!
You can buy your own from $59.95 at Fleslight official site, and receive it discreetly packaged at home.

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