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The good, the bad and the ugly.
By eze

Got my Fleshlights the other day and had a problem. No lube. It’s stuck there till tommorow.

Im not great at reviews so forgive me if its not too good.

3 for 2 deal - All Lady, Speed Bump, x2 Wonderwaves. The 2nd wonderwave, is for my dad, my mom had a hysterectomy and my parents and I are pretty open with things like this. No incest lol or anything were just open and my parents are very funny. I bought my mom a Mister Limpy just to make her laugh.
ANYWAY - My mom is hurting from the surgery still so, I bought it for my dad.

So lets kick start this.

The good - The realism, the feeling, just overall the material great. Package was distinct came in 2 days. Just great. (I’ve masterbated by hand for the last 5 and half years) (I’m 19 and half BTW) (And I didn’t lose my virginity until last year, [just choose to wait’] - and No I’ve never came from head or sex yet) And I came both times in the SB and WW- Overall, the package, the feeling, everything just great. A+, 10 points. Whatever Haha.

The bad - (No bad with the Fleshlight but just for me ) No lube yet again as I explained. So I used Lubriderm because I was impatient. Felt great, haven’t had a great session for 2 reasons. My sister and her boyfreind were visiting and so being in my room and the noise and what not. Made it uncomfortable for me. Also, issue with the case. The noise, I hate that air movement. I finaly settled with it completely off and listened to the noises and turned the TV up a bit. My first run was on the SpeedBump and I enjoyed it… but bad part was I was using Lubriderm and it was cold. But thats cause I couldn’t heat it up.

The ugly - The ugly part was, Ive masterbated by hand for to long, causing me to take forever to cum. The good is I did cum the bad is, I had to jerk it fast like I was masterbating with my hand. Faster then a girl would move on me. Same thing for both SB and WW.

The Speed Bump - What a feeling! I love this lil mocha lady. ( I Love latinas) Anyway, I love the bumps, being cold and my first time, I couldnt feel a lot of the bumps until My dick itself warmed it up but it felt great and was a fun experience, again it was cold and I was nervous because of the sound and masterbating so much. I eventually did cum but it was a good ejaculation and I tried to stroke through it but that did nothing as I think it was too intense and I made myself not feel so much of it.

The Wonder Wave - My lil latin lady baby! I got to warm it up but still had to use lubriderm and again hated the sound. I could feel the wave up and dowm my dick, it felt fucking great.. it loved up to my expectations. The waves again just amazing.. I love it.

Basically the only thing that was bad about it all was, the end cap, I had that air being pushed out. It annoys me.

The bad for me, I get the lube tommorow, and the real bad, I had to jerk it fast to make myself cum (both sessions 15 minutes or so each) and I was in the sitting position in my chair. As if I was jacking off.

So I guess I need more time. I am giving up jerking off altogether. So I hope I can get the sensation even better and make myself cum a bit faster. I hope and make it bettter.

Sorry for the shizzy review but Ill have a better one when I get my astroglide.

But I will buying more!

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