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December 28, 2006

Fleshlight I Love You (Fleshlight Testimonial)

Fleshlight I Love You
By edgyformula

Well I just got my first fleshlight the day after christmas right when I saw that Fedex truck pull up in my driveway it felt like Christmas has come for another day. I riped open the box looked in side an was amazed at how big it really was I never could of dreamed that the fleshlight was as big as it is. the first thing i did was take it out of its packaging went to the bathroom started running the hot water to get it hot let it feel up my sink then set the fleshlight inside to warm it self. From what I read I had to let it stay in the hot water for about 10-15 mins to get the desired heat to stay longer then a few mins. After I let it get warm enough for my licking I lubed up my dick an the orifice of my fleshlight like the instructions say, then I went at it for about 10 mins then I burst like I have never burst before it was one of the best feeling I have ever had besides real sex like the website says the fleshlight the hand an the real thing are totally different things an I have to agree with everyone that the fleshlight is 10 times better then my hand.

The Pros: Well I like to say that the pros are that it is way better then my hand.

The Cons: Well I have a lil more cons then pros but that really dosnt matter when one pro takes the cake. But one of my cons is that I always have to worry that my hideing spot for my Fleshlight will be seen another con is that I can only really use it while everyone is asleep that doesnt really bother me that much cause then I can watch my pornos with a lil bit of volume hehe these are all the cons I can think of.

My name is Edgyformula
I have a WW/lady
I plan on getting a UT/Butt an SB/Mouth

What I have used I will give the WW/lady a 10 out of 10.

Give the Fleshlight a try and tell us what you think!
You can buy your own from $59.95 at Fleslight official site, and receive it discreetly packaged at home.

 
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Sucked Awake (Oral Sex Erotic Story)

Sucked Awake
By Lisa Childes for Very-Koi

… I advice you to prepair and start lubing your Fleshlight before reading it … Enjoy it :P

He lied there in bed, nude as always, only a sheet upon him. Dreaming in a peaceful sleep. He was aware as he was dreaming and in reality that his cock was as hard as a rock as he slept. The feeling…wonderful. Very warm, wet even. Wet enough that he began to consciously wonder if he had just had a wet dream. Then he felt it…hot wet and sliding slowly down upon his already engorged shaft. His eyes did not have to open to realize what was happening but he opened them anyway. He lifted his head off his pillow and peered down the length of his body. The bedsheet was still covering him up to mid chest, but he could see the outline of his girlfriends shoulders and head just below his waist. Her body must have been at the end the bed as he could feel her 38c tits brushing against the hairs of his thighs. Pleasure Engulfed him as he could see this silhouette begin to very slowly bob up and down below his waist. He lay his head back on the pillow and closed his still sleepy eyes once more. He could feel every sensation as her soft and full lips kissed the tip of his 8 inch cock which was already soaked in her saliva. How long had she been at it before he awakened? He could feel that precum had already oozed from him and that she was kissing it. Her rigid tongue actually dipping into the hole of his penis…. trying to lick away as much of it as he would give her at the moment. (more…)

Posted by: mcbethar - December 28, 2006 at 12:40 pm
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December 26, 2006

Im a Flesh-lifer… (Fleshlight Testimonial)

Have you ever reached a point in your life where you feel stuck or bored? Is the status quo just not enough anymore? Thats where I was maybe a month or so ago. For the record, I am a happily married guy, but I noticed that things were getting a little stale. In an effort to put a little spice back into the relationship, I decided to buy a Fleshlight. My thinking was that my wife has her toys, why cant I have one too?
Long ago, I had stumbled upon a banner ad for the Fleshlight and I was intrigued. I clicked on it and check it out, but I didnt really consider buying one. The idea of sticking my junk into a plastic “flashlight” was strange at best, but I kept it in the back of my mind. One bored weekend while in the midst of trying to find something a little more exciting and different, I revisited the site. I looked at the entire ILF site and I have to say that I was very impressed. It was clear that they werent just looking to make a quick buck by selling some cheap latex rubber piece of crap. They had put in the time and the money to develop something totally different. After reading about the product, (more…)

 
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Pelvic Thruster Tease Masturbation Technique

LUBRICATION= Yes, Required
DIFFICULTY= Takes Practice, Advanced

This technique makes good use of the pelvis. If you get it right, you will feel like you are having sex while your partner is on top. You may feel a little teased by this method as it might take a long time to ejaculate, but the explosion is worth it. The type of chair you sit on will change the experience. An office chair that can lean backwards or a rocking chair enables a full body thrusting orgasmic motion.

Check the animation below to help understand it better: (more…)

Posted by: mcbethar - December 26, 2006 at 5:35 pm
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December 22, 2006

First go… Amazed! (Fleshlight Testimonial)

First go… Amazed!
By SugarGlider

I am a single father who is approaching 30, and so I have had more than a few tries at different sex toys. Some were okay, but were alot better than using your hand. When I first stumbled upon this website a few months ago I was skeptical. I research the toys that I have bought in the past, and I was getting tired of the recent one I had bought from somewhere else. It never felt real enough. I try to get the most out of what I pay for, and the others never made good on their claims.

So, when I came to this site and saw what others were saying I read up on it. Went to other sites. Read reviews. I did my homework and from what I could gather from them all was that this was the ultimate in sex-toy technology.

Well, I got it today. I was highly anticipating this. I mean, afterall, if it did live up to the claims people were making then I would be alot more happier about it and get more enjoyment out of it. I have to say that nothing beats sinking in between the warm welcoming thighs of your lover, but this is pretty damn close.

I was amazed. The retaining of heat, the feel, the texture. It felt incredibly real. (more…)

 
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December 21, 2006

Jack’s Wild (Group Sex Erotic Story)

Jack’s Wild (a Group Sex Erotic Story)
by Nothing4it © for Literotica.com
… start lubing your Fleshlight before reading it … and enjoy it :P

“I still don’t know why you don’t just have a sewing bee or something,” Jack said, as he dug the folding card table out of the back of the storage space.

“Oh, my God. You sound like a Neanderthal. We don’t plan on smoking fat cigars or anything. We just decided to get together for poker, that’s all.” Lisa shrugged and gave him a little grin. She had her light brown hair pulled through the back of a baseball cap, a look that always seemed sexy to Jack, although he could never figure out why.

Jack didn’t really mind that the four ladies were all coming over for a game of poker. He just didn’t want to seem too anxious, because he didn’t want Lisa getting jealous. She’d met her friends at aerobics, so they were all in fantastic shape. He’d often fantasized about them, and for the poker night he had agreed to play the proper host and serve them drinks and food.

Jack managed to hide his excitement for the next few hours, and pretended to be resigned to playing the butler when the doorbell finally rang. He answered the door and invited Brianna and Tanya into the house. Brianna was a small blonde, with the tiny features to match - a fact that had led Jack to fantasize often about tying her up and making her squeal with pleasure. Tanya had dark hair and was fuller figured. Jack had wondered how those breasts would look as she rode up and down on his cock. (more…)

Posted by: mcbethar - December 21, 2006 at 1:06 pm
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December 18, 2006

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - Fleshlight Review

The good, the bad and the ugly.
By eze

Got my Fleshlights the other day and had a problem. No lube. It’s stuck there till tommorow.

Im not great at reviews so forgive me if its not too good.

3 for 2 deal - All Lady, Speed Bump, x2 Wonderwaves. The 2nd wonderwave, is for my dad, my mom had a hysterectomy and my parents and I are pretty open with things like this. No incest lol or anything were just open and my parents are very funny. I bought my mom a Mister Limpy just to make her laugh.
ANYWAY - My mom is hurting from the surgery still so, I bought it for my dad.

So lets kick start this.

The good - The realism, the feeling, just overall the material great. Package was distinct came in 2 days. Just great. (I’ve masterbated by hand for the last 5 and half years) (I’m 19 and half BTW) (And I didn’t lose my virginity until last year, [just choose to wait’] - and No I’ve never came from head or sex yet) And I came both times in the SB and WW- Overall, the package, the feeling, everything just great. A+, 10 points. Whatever Haha. (more…)

 
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Pole Straddle Masturbation Technique

DIFFICULTY= Takes practice
LUBRICATION= Probably

In this technique, you gently balance yourself on an object like a small poll or broomstick. During ejaculation, there is an interesting sensation as the anus grips around the object all by itself. You can also lubricate the object and slide back and forth on it.

Check the animation below to help understand it better: (more…)

Posted by: mcbethar - December 18, 2006 at 5:08 pm
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December 15, 2006

1st handsfree. Thanks Fleshlight! (Fleshlight Testimonial)

1st handsfree. Thanks Fleshlight! (Sex-in-a-can)
by Fleshmen

I’ve spent a few hundred dollars on a bunch of toys before I bought the Fleshlight, and none of them was satisfactory: a ribbed jelly sleeve that was so rough for my dick and was nowhere close to “stimulating”; a vibrating silicone sleeve where the vibrating bullet was just unreacheable; a silicone sleeve with a pump that didn’t produce any of the advertised “wrap-around feel”. I even spent 80+ bucks (twice the amount of Fleshlight) on a power stroker that moves a ring of ball-bearings up and down my shaft, but I was nowhere near an orgasm.

I thought may be I am just not fated to use a toy and have to stick to rubbing myself against a pillow all my life. Until I tried Fleshlight.

Throw away the vibrating bullet that didn’t work, the painful jelly studs, and fancy stroking mechansim, and you’ve got the trusty Fleshlight. I got the sex-in-a-can as it was said to be tighter so I can feel the ribs better.

I am uncut, so I did face some problem initially with the foreskin, but I realized that the simple solution is just to put more lube - I used Astroglide, by the way. I didn’t really heat up the sleeve using hot water. I found that applying lube to the inside of the Fleshlight using my fingers already gave the sleeve some warmth to begin with. After I slide my dick in a few times, the Fleshlight trapped the heat well. May be I will try warming it up next time for a change.

I am not used to moving the Fleshlight with my hand (more…)

 
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Maximum Penis Head Stimulation Masturbation Technique

LUBRICATION = Required
DIFFICULTY = Intermediate

This method is an intermediate technique, but does require some advanced patience (or past experience) for adjustments with lubrication and positioning.

This masturbation technique allows you to provide maximum stimulation to the penis head. First, you will have to find the most comfortable position for this masturbation technique by leaning back in a chair or propping yourself up on a bed.

Next, lubricate the thumb, forefinger, lower part of the stomach, the upper area of pubic hair, and the head of the penis.

Jerk the penis back and forth along the belly and pubic area while tugging on the head of the penis (if desired).

Tip: As seen in the picture, you can position a shirt or other fabric so that it rubs against the tip of the penis when you reach the maximum upward jerking off distance. This can provide a unique stimulation to the tip of the penis (if desired).

Check the animation below to help understand it better: (more…)

Posted by: mcbethar - December 15, 2006 at 10:32 am
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