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First blush
by FLy Boy

My STU finally arrived!
Lesson #1: Don’t trust the FedEx tracking site.

So… the moment of truth. The box was shorter than I imagined. It really is VERY discreet and can easily pass for just about anything computer-related.

Next step, open it up. Aha there she is! Since mine is a STU it’s mocha which I think looks fairly comparable to a latin woman’s skin tone, although the grey case throws that off pretty quick!

First impression of the case is that the threads are really cheap and need a complete overhaul. It’s difficult to get either cap to screw on straight and as has been mentioned on this forum, when the suction end cap is partly screwed on it wobbles all over the place, contributing to the weird noises as you fuck it. Sadly, this is a big disappointment on what would otherwise be a well-made product.

First impression of the insert: WOW it’s REALLY squishy and soft! It’s waaaaay softer and more pliable than I imagined even after looking at tons of videos of it being pulled, spread, twisted and fucked.

Next I rinsed everything in warm water, especially the insert to get that powder off of it. Then I ran hot water through and over it for about 7 minutes. This didn’t produce the warmth I had hoped for, so next time I’ll try soaking it.

The sample of ID glide that came with it is hardly worth the effort of putting it in the box! I used it all and shitload of pure glyercin and the odd spritz of warm water to keep this thing slick enough for my liking. The glycerin felt much better than the ID glide but it was very hard to maintain the proper amount of lubrication, I’ll have to figure something else out because the amount I use with my hand doesn’t even come close.

Despite these short-comings and learning experiences, I managed to fuck my STU in 4 different positions. First sitting in my chair watching porn on the computer I masturbated with it. This was quite nice.

Next, hands-free between the mattress and box spring. This had its moments but I couldn’t really get into it.

Next between 2 pillows in missionary. There was a moment for about 10 strokes where this felt REALLY good but I couldn’t keep the Fleshlight in one place and I kept slipping out as it moved too far forward. Next time I’ll try the shoe method and see if that helps to stablize things.

Finally between the same 2 pillows doggystyle. I had the same problem of keeping the Fleshlight in one place, but with my hands free to hold the pillow down this worked out better, and it felt pretty good too.

All in all it took about 25 minutes but I had my very first (I’m a virgin) hands-free orgasm in a “pussy”! It wasn’t spectacular by any stretch of the imagination, but it wasn’t bad. I would say the overall experience was slightly below average compared to using my hand. This is pretty much what I expected although I was of course hoping I’d be one of those guys who’s first time in a Fleshlight is the greatest fuck they’ve ever had LOL! Oh well, next time

On a side note. I usually don’t grip my dick very tight so it is sensitive enough that I had no problem feeling all those bumps in the STU. Also, I think the tightness is just about right for my size (about 5′5″ by 5″). Oh yes, and I’m uncut too for those of you who are and might be wondering about the intensity of the STU on your foreskin, I didn’t have any problems with it. I didn’t get the feeling that my foreskin was getting “caught up” on the bumps or anything. It’s a very smooth and comfortable experience.

Clean up was extremely easy, in fact it took longer to clean myself up than to clean the FleshLight! I ran hot water through it for a couple minutes and then did the finger handshake thing (pushing a finger in from either side till they meet) to make sure everything was out from between the bumps. Drying the case and outside of the insert with paper towel is also very quick. The inside of the insert obviously takes longer but I was surprised at how dry it already was after just a quick shake. Then I set it up next to a small fan to air dry.

Ummm… I think that’s about it. If I forgot something that you might be curious about just ask. And if you have any additional suggestions for solving any of the “issues” I mentioned, I’d really appreciate that.

A special thanks to everyone who has posted about their non-earthshaking first Fleshlight. That really helped to put my expectations where they should be so that I wasn’t disappointed, thinking that this was going to be the greatest thing ever on the first try!

Give the Fleshlight a try and tell us what you think! You can buy your own from $59.95 at Fleslight official site, and receive it discreetly packaged at home.